30 Naughty Cakes For Grownups

30 Naughty Cakes For Grownups

When you’re officially an adult, don’t you just love cakes with pastel-coloured icing, dainty flower designs and super cute toppers? NOT!

Of course, now that you’re an adult, you just love everything adulty — sexy, naughty and definitely funny!

So, now that your birthday’s coming up or any event you would like to have a cake, and you have “squirted” all cake ideas in your head but still can’t figure out what will “arouse” you? Here are 30 naughty cakes to “get you going” *winks*!

The Double D Donuts (Only available in Melbourne)

If you live in Melbourne, you are in luck! You can have these delicious Booby Donuts delivered to anyone you choose to send them to. With pert little pink nipples, you can pop them straight into your mouth, they are naughty cakes that can be enjoyed!

Order them here

The Big D Energy (Only available in Melbourne)

Another naughty cakes that you can actually order online and purchase. It’s a really large, c*k (cake that is!).

Order Your Big D Here

Chocolate cake with personalised message and colourful sprinkles in a pink box.

1. You bad little one…just come to Mama!

Delicious adult-themed cake designed as a provocative lingerie set with a whip accessory. — Naughty cakes via flickr.com

2. A pole dancer “on top” — oh it never gets better than this!

Naughty Cakes for Grown Ups | Stay At Home Mum — via pinterest.com

3. You must’ve been one lucky patient!

4. A naked woman having a bubble bath “on top” is definitely not that bad!

Unique cake with a doll figure for adult birthday celebrations, featuring pink roses and decorative. — via CakesDecor.com

5. I bet Drew wants to take that bite first.

Stay At Home Mum — via sugarandspicecakes.co.nz

6. For the naughty “butt” cute…

Heart-shaped cake with "Butt Sniffer" message, perfect for adult parties. — via buzzfeed.com

7. Boobie Cupcakes with a Nipple on Top!

Breast eaten with a little ice cream!

Egg cupcakes with breast-like appearance, perfect for naughty adult cake ideas. — via flickr.com

8. And more boobs…

9. Oh please cum…I mean…come to my party…please?

Realistic adult cake featuring genital-themed fondant decoration for grownup parties. — via customeroticbaking.com

For the Girls, or Boys who like Boys:

10. Does this look like a banana to you?!!!

Humorous banana cake with playful expression and shoes, perfect for adult birthday celebrations. — via cakecentral.com

11. A whole lot of lovin’ indeed…

Naughty cake with a humorous message for a 20th birthday celebration. — via pinterest.com

12. A “flower” for a bed for this little one is just perfect!

Decorative cupcake with pink frosting and a playful edible accessory. — via flickr.com

13. Think of that memorable moment with your partner…and turn it into a cake! Yum!

Decorative adult-themed cake with playful figurines and accessories. — via pinterest.com

14. Just arrest me!

Humorous adult cake resembling a muscular torso with handcuffs and belt details. — via bridalguide.com

15. Looking forward to that!

Naughty cake with humorous message for adults, decorated with sprinkles and edible writing. — via bettyrecipes.blogspot.in

16. Available in different colours and sizes! Pick one now!

Playful cupcakes with realistic finger and hand decorations for adult-themed fun. — via tumblr.com

17. How sweet…

18. Oh you cute little one…can I “squeeze” you?

Naughty sailor-themed cake with a smiling potato character wearing a captain's hat. Perfect for grow. — via facebook.com

19. No peeking!

Humorous adult-themed naughty cake with playful fondant design. — via trouwshop.com

20. I “c*nt” help it, sorry!

21. Damn it, you’re alive!

Pink and white naughty cake with roses, saying "But did you die?" for adult celebrations. — via pinterest.com

22. For your little jackass…

Naughty cake with colourful icing and candles, featuring the message "You're always f***ing things u. — via tumblr.com

23. Sure do!

24. Ummmm no thanks!

Chocolate cake with "Eat Out" message, ideal for grownup birthday or special occasion. — via buzzfeed.com

25. Screw you!

Naughty cake decorated with pink and green frosting, perfect for adult celebrations and fun occasion. — via tumblr.com

26. Oh no! The devil has been invited!

Celebration cake with "666" candles for a fun adult party. — via tumblr.com

27. This whore…I mean whole cake is yours. Enjoy!

Naughty cake with "LAHORE" inscription, perfect for grownup celebrations and indulgent treats. — via ignant.de

28. So, will she be eating this cake alone?

Decorative naughty cake with pink roses and green foliage, featuring a cheeky message for adults. — via instagram.com

29. Honesty is the best policy.

Decorative naughty cake with "Kiss You" message in golden pastry, perfect for grownup celebrations. — via theberry.com

30. Poop goes the weasel!

Delicious chocolate cupcakes decorated as naughty poop emojis for adults. Perfect for fun celebratio. — via wantsandwishesdesign.com

Other Notable Grown Up Cakes We Need to Include:

Oh this is a cake for smoking gardeners….

Aren’t these naughty AF?

Delicious naughty cakes designed for adults, perfect for fun celebrations and cheeky gatherings.

Clare Whitfield Chief Editor

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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