30 Naughty Cakes For Grownups
When you’re officially an adult, don’t you just love cakes with pastel-coloured icing, dainty flower designs and super cute toppers? NOT!
Of course, now that you’re an adult, you just love everything adulty — sexy, naughty and definitely funny!
So, now that your birthday’s coming up or any event you would like to have a cake, and you have “squirted” all cake ideas in your head but still can’t figure out what will “arouse” you? Here are 30 naughty cakes to “get you going” *winks*!
The Double D Donuts (Only available in Melbourne)
If you live in Melbourne, you are in luck! You can have these delicious Booby Donuts delivered to anyone you choose to send them to. With pert little pink nipples, you can pop them straight into your mouth, they are naughty cakes that can be enjoyed!
The Big D Energy (Only available in Melbourne)
Another naughty cakes that you can actually order online and purchase. It’s a really large, c*k (cake that is!).
1. You bad little one…just come to Mama!
2. A pole dancer “on top” — oh it never gets better than this!
3. You must’ve been one lucky patient!
4. A naked woman having a bubble bath “on top” is definitely not that bad!
5. I bet Drew wants to take that bite first.
6. For the naughty “butt” cute…
7. Boobie Cupcakes with a Nipple on Top!
Breast eaten with a little ice cream!
8. And more boobs…
9. Oh please cum…I mean…come to my party…please?
For the Girls, or Boys who like Boys:
10. Does this look like a banana to you?!!!
11. A whole lot of lovin’ indeed…
12. A “flower” for a bed for this little one is just perfect!
13. Think of that memorable moment with your partner…and turn it into a cake! Yum!
14. Just arrest me!
15. Looking forward to that!
16. Available in different colours and sizes! Pick one now!
17. How sweet…
18. Oh you cute little one…can I “squeeze” you?
19. No peeking!
20. I “c*nt” help it, sorry!
21. Damn it, you’re alive!
22. For your little jackass…
23. Sure do!
24. Ummmm no thanks!
25. Screw you!
26. Oh no! The devil has been invited!
27. This whore…I mean whole cake is yours. Enjoy!
28. So, will she be eating this cake alone?
29. Honesty is the best policy.
30. Poop goes the weasel!
Other Notable Grown Up Cakes We Need to Include:
Oh this is a cake for smoking gardeners….
Aren’t these naughty AF?
Is there a way we can get this in American measurements as well? Maybe a button for conversion?