23 Truly Terrifying Santa Photos

Santa Claus with kids in holiday costumes at Christmas celebration.

When Santa looks like a crack addict it’s probably best for everyone if you don’t put your child on his lap.

Some of these will really make you understand why kids have an uncontrollable melt down, while others look like they’d try and sniff your panties as they listen to ‘the voices’ #creepy.

Check out thesepics for a giggle:

Botox gone wrong! Looks like he just robbed a bank or what.

via buzzly.fr

I’m confused is this Santa, Gandalf or Droopy?  

via joyenergizer.com

He sees you when you’re sleeping

via mylio.com

Escape from Claus

via mylio.com

You’ve been a really bad, bad, boy!

via thecut.com

I could use a little joy over here

via unemysterieuseinconnue.wordpress.com

This is how he spends Christmas Eve…

via abduzeedo.com via Pinterest

He’s totally wasted Christmas

via izismile.com

The shopping centre cut the Christmas budget… 

via whitenoise.kinja.com

Hey, watch your hand for Christmas’s sake!

via buzzly.fr

His eyes wants to eat these two girls for Christmas dinner

via buzzfeed.com

Santa’s got halloween trauma

via ohmymag.com

Hippie needs a little shower and a hair dye 

via sleazemag.com

Look at his beard mum, it ain’t real. 

via mylio.com

Eye makeup game is strong.

via uniquehunters.com

Santa must’ve been a red-nosed reindeer in his past life

via vitamin-ha.com

Merry Christmazzzzzzz

via uniquehunters.com

A major Pinterest fail.

via creepysantaphotos.com

The most sinister looking Santa

via creepysantaphotos.com

Is Zombie the look we’re going for here or?

via uniquehunters.com

This Santa needs a miracle! Or does he Saruman…

via medium.com

This is what happens when he falls down the wrong side off the chimney

via oyenergizer.com

While traditional Christmas celebrations have been going on for generations I can’t get past these hilarious and scary wardrobe malfunctions. I just hope this years potential Santa’s might spare a little time to get their costuming to be more ‘ho ho ho’ and less ‘stabby stabby’.

Do you have any hilarious or creepy photos of Santa? 

23 Truly Terrifying Santa Photos | Stay at Home Mum

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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