Jingle bells, jingle bells! Christmas is just around the corner! Have you done your Secret Santa gift shopping yet? Or are you someone who leaves it all to the last minute?
I bet that there are a few people on your list that are almost impossible to buy for. What do you get for someone who has it all?
Look no further than this list of the incredibly funny (and slightly naughty) presents. You will be sure to find something to suit everyone. Imagine opening one of this Santa gift on Christmas morning; fun for the whole family I say. Just make sure that the gift recipient is over 18 and has a wicked sense of humour.
Unless of course, you’re up for some hilarious Christmas shenanigans and in that case, gift one of these to your mother-in-law just to make the day interesting.
Here Are Your Naughty Secret Santa Gifts!
1. Hung by the Balls Air Freshener
Something a little silly and quirky!
Disclaimer: Does not smell like balls
2. Vintage Novelty Risque’ Salt and Pepper
Grab ’em boobies! A naughty secret Santa gifts that even foodie will love.
3. Clone-a-pussy
Capture your intimate moments with the Clone-A-Pussy vagina casting kit, allowing you to immortalize your vaginal lips in body-safe silicone from the comfort of your home. iI’s a sexy and playful way to be the life of the party with everything you need included in each kit.
4. Eat a Dick: Chocolate Dick in a Box
Eat a Dick does all of the talking so you don’t have to! Chocolate in the form of a veiny, anatomically realistic penis and testicles, fashioned from delectable milk chocolate.
5. Squishy Balls
Get your frustrations out with these squishy balls!
6. The Big Penis Book 3D
Someone please buy this for me, so funny! Big penises popping out at you! *Squealing*
7. Blow me massage Candle
Nothing subtle about what this candle means!
8. Better Than Dick
This actually made me spit my coffee out, I’m a little immature but this is pretty funny! Imagine getting your morning coffee with this written on it.
9. Clone a Willy Original Silicone Hot Pink
Clone-a-willy’s penis casting kit capturing all the incredible life like detail, a very personal gift! So thoughtful haha
10. Jewelled Metal Beginner’s Butt Plug
A little one that can spice up any night! Who wouldn’t want that!?
11. Let’s F*ck Card Game
Looking for a little of spice in the bedroom? You don’t need words with this one, just pick a card and play!
12. Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 9 Inch
Bring your penetration dreams to reality with this ultra-thick, ultra-long dildo that was moulded straight from porn actor Black Thunder’s cock and balls. A veined shaft and a beautifully curving length give it a great form to provide you with a sensual experience like no other!
13. This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Mom will love a funny Mother’s Day gift from you! It comes with a convenient hook so that your mother may hang it in the kitchen when she isn’t using it to get you something sizzling hot and wonderful from the oven.
14. Jesus Soap – Wash Away Your Sins
Too many sins in this life and a good Holy-moly Soap comes to the rescue!
15. Bathmate Hydromax Penis Pump
The hydraulic penis pump runs on water pressure rather than air pressure, which may aid in the prevention of penile engorgement – a Santa gift that everyone will love! *winks*
We absolutely love the idea of these naughty Christmas gifts.
Spice up your Christmas day and spread some merry mischief! Gift some jolly genitals and let the fun begin. Merry Christmas!
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