2. “Wow, she slept through!” beams well-rested husband.
Actually, you just had the night from hell but managed to keep your slinking in and out of bed, huffing and puffing, feeding and settling to a dull roar while the rest of the family enjoyed a peaceful night of shuteye.

Aw cheers! We’ll take “top quality content” when the content involves golden syrup dumplings any day Hope you give them…