2. “Wow, she slept through!” beams well-rested husband.
Actually, you just had the night from hell but managed to keep your slinking in and out of bed, huffing and puffing, feeding and settling to a dull roar while the rest of the family enjoyed a peaceful night of shuteye.



I really liked the suggestion to hire a helium tank for the balloons, as it makes inflating them quick and…