30+ of the Funniest Clothing Tags Ever

Humorous clothing tag with funny instructions for staying home and avoiding contact.

They aren’t your usual tags but, you might take another look and laugh out loud.

We bet that some of us doesn’t really pay a lot of attention to clothing tags, but who would have thought that some brands can’t resist showing a bit of their “personality”.

We’d like to tickle your funny bone with these 30+ funny clothing tags that will make you laugh your arses off!

These clothing brands really have a sense of humour! Check them out!

1. Rawr!!

Clothing tag reading "Made with love by really really pretty blonde girls".
via boredpanda.com

2. Dating 101

30+ Funny Clothing Tags | Stay At Home Mum
via boredpanda.com

3. Stating the obvious much??!!

Red clothing tag with "Wash This When Dirty" instruction and water droplet icon.
via boredpanda.com

4. Gender Equality

Humorous clothing tag with washing symbols and message about washing by both men and women.
via boredpanda.com

 

5. A Christmas-sy thought…

Christmas clothing tag with icons and message about relaxation and holiday cheer.
via boredpanda.com

6. Because if you do, it’ll turn into a Gremlin!

Humorous clothing tag emphasizing washing and care tips in a playful way.
via boredpanda.com

7. Good advice…

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via skeptics.stackexchange.com

8. Funny for who??

Humorous clothing tag reading "size x1" with a funny message about trying on small sizes.
via emgn.com

 

9. And thank her for everything she does!

Humorous clothing tag reading "Hang out to dry, call your mother" on a maroon shirt.
via thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com

10. Obviously.

Funny clothing tag reading "MADE ON EARTH" in red box.
via boredpanda.com

11. Best and worst-case scenario…

Care label with washing tips for clothing durability.
via ruinmyweek.com

12. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed…

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via pleated-jeans.com

 13. A friendly reminder – because nobody likes a dirty butt!

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via vitamin-ha.com

14. Wait…huh?!

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via boredomtherapy.com

15. Some parenting advice – this is for you Stan!

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via pinterest.com

16. Unless you’re in a parallel universe!

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via pinterest.com


17. A very dramatic shirt

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via boredpanda.com

18. Made for everyday adventure EXCEPT when it stinks!

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via upsocl.com

19. Some guidance in life by a pair of jeans

Humorous clothing tag for moms with funny advice about life and parenting.
via pinterest.com

20. Hmmm makes sense…

via DeluxeCleanersNola

21. WTF ?!

Funny clothing tag with the phrase "get your own self" on a pink garment.
via boredpanda.com

22. Somebody in China needs to see a dentist

Clothing tag showing fabric composition and care instructions for a garment.
via buzzfeed.com

23. Made with a shit load of love (and some angst)

Funny clothing tag with playful message about love and laundry.
via pinterest.com

24. How to feel ‘small’…

Clothing tag with humorous message about size and space in your parent's basement.
via boredpanda.com

 

25. Instructions on how to be a good human being:

Clothing tag with care instructions and eco-friendly message for sustainable fashion.
via pinterest.com

26. Rhyming is at its best

Clothing tag with humorous message about impressing others and stress relief.
via opposingviews.com

27. Because they didn’t do anything to you!

Clothing care label with washing instructions for delicate fabrics.
via trendingly.com

28. Don’t…unless you have a 6 pack. Then carry on.

Humorous clothing label reading "It's never so hot that you have to take off your shirt, don't be th.
via boredpanda.com

 

29. How can I inherently do good while looking good?

Clothing tag with the message "Wear No Evil" from Greta Eagan.
via pinterest.com

30. Wash and wear at your own risk!

Clothing tag reading "May Stimulate Pleasure Centers" on denim jeans.
via boredpanda.com

Go check out your clothes if you’ve got some funny messages hidden there somewhere.

Don’t forget to share them here!

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Clare Whitfield Chief Editor
Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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