10 Bad Christmas Presents To Give People You Don’t Like

Sometimes, we can get gifts where we smile and say thank you though secretly we are thinking, “What in the world?!”

These gifts are on a whole other level…maybe out of this world? Check out the worst and most ridiculous gifts possibly ever given. Or maybe they will give you an idea for a gift to someone – that they will hate!

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2023 World’s Greatest Mullets Calendar

• Price: $26.46
• Stockist: Etsy

Have a year of epic mullets. Mullets of all sorts. Great for the back of a toilet door – admire mullets every day for 2023.

A Toaster Bath Bomb

• Price: $13.14
• Stockist: The Kern Farm

Now there is a legal way to throw a toaster into someone’s bath!

Lobster Slippers

Nothing says ‘bad Christmas Present’ like a pair of Lobster Slippers.

You can grab them from Amazon.

Anti Cunt Medication

• Price: $9.47
• Stockist: Etsy

I have a few people in my family that need these!

Customised ‘Last Fuck’ Candle

• Price: $9.47
• Stockist: Etsy

Is your ‘Last Fuck’ on fire? Well, maybe it should be! Great gift for people who have had a horrific 2022 – which is pretty much everyone.

‘Eat My Ass’ Anus Chocolates

• Price: $29.95
• Stockist: Etsy

There are so many people I’d love to buy this for – and send it anonymously. Wish it was really of my asshole, but there is not a great big hemorrhoid hanging off it.

A Chicken Drumstick Keychain

• Price: $15.95
• Stockist: Etsy
  

Know a person that loves fried chicken? Now they can carry it with them at all times with this Fried Chicken Keychain.

Cat Bum Crochet Coasters

• Price: $9.95
• Stockist: Etsy
  

The purrfest gift for any cat lover – available in loads of colours!

Nature’s Dick Pic’s 2023 Calendar

• Price: $26.26
• Stockist: Etsy

Not your ‘typical’ nature calendar – no – instead – see all the penis-shaped rocks in nature.

2023 Pooping Pooches Dog Calendar

• Price: $23.17
• Stockist: Etsy

With all the best breeds of dog taking a dump – the perfect calendar to make you smirk.

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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