27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can’t Stand

Sings “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”

Christmas is here and we’re close to falling off our chairs because of giggling too much. Here’s why…

– We found these really honest christmas cards and we have a few people in mind that deserve some rude holiday greetings. lol!

WARNING: Contains strong language

2. Honesty is key, tell your camel toe gf this Christmas! –

3. This one stings a little in this economy. –

4. From one Prosecco lover to another –

6. I mean …. you’re game if you can pull this one off –

7. You could probably get away with this one…. its a bit sly

8. Send this to all your parent friends, hits home a little too hard. –

10. This one is for a dad! I can hear the knee slapping from here –

13. To mum, love from your favourite little shit –

16. Rudie Nudie Christmas tree

17. Always with the ducking autotext

18. Love cats, they give zero f#$%s

20. This is how your animal really feels being dressed up. –

21. At least they are cute rubbish bins

22. Hope ya boy can take a joke! –

25. For all our Vegan friends –

26. For our Grinchys out there –

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can’t Stand

Sings “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”

WARNING: Contains strong language

1. Cheeky Santa!

2. Honesty is key, tell your camel toe gf this Christmas! –

3. This one stings a little in this economy. –

4. From one Prosecco lover to another –

5. Santa’s always watching! –

6. I mean …. you’re game if you can pull this one off –

7. You could probably get away with this one…. its a bit sly

8. Send this to all your parent friends, hits home a little too hard. –

9. Tits the season indeed! –

10. This one is for a dad! I can hear the knee slapping from here –

11. Too Rude! –

12. Excuse me Grandma! –

13. To mum, love from your favourite little shit –

14. The car scent haha

15. New relationship feels

16. Rudie Nudie Christmas tree

17. Always with the ducking autotext

18. Love cats, they give zero f#$%s

19. How Punny –

20. This is how your animal really feels being dressed up. –

21. At least they are cute rubbish bins

22. Hope ya boy can take a joke! –

23. To the point.. –

24. Santa is honest

25. For all our Vegan friends –

26. For our Grinchys out there –

27. Jingle Balls to you!

Aren’t these cards nice?

It’s perfect for all your fake friends! bahahaha

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27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can’t Stand

*Sings* “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”

WARNING: Contains strong language

Aren’t these cards nice?

It’s perfect for all your fake friends! bahahaha

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Let’s connect

Recent comments

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Sings “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”