We all have that one (or three) relative that we (secretly) really dislike (or hate).
So this Christmas, we think it’s best to give him or her some passive aggressive gifts.
Of course these kind of people still deserve a gift! Come on, it’s the holiday season and it won’t hurt if we shell out a teeny tiny amount from our wallets to give these toxic relatives a gift that they could remember forever!
Yes, you read that right! So at this time, we have gathered some gift items that could certainly make his or her eyes fall out of from their sockets (from rolling to much!):
1. A Mustache Waxing Kit
Perfect for that “lovable” relative that looks like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda, this kit should do her wonders!
2. A Dental Dam
A dental dam is also a brilliant idea. The recipient could readily promote safe oral sex because of this. Yep, he or she could be giving rim jobs any time of the day and it will be safe from now on!
3. Set of Bathroom Scales
‘Nuf said.
4. Kiss My Ass Ceramic Coffee Mug
Let them know EXACTLY what you are thinking!
5. Jesus Soap
For them to ‘Wash Away Their Sins!’.
Grab it from Yellow Octopus
6. USED Airline pyjamas
BECAUSE YOU LOATHE HER. Pretty self- explanatory.
7. Funeral Home Cologne Spray (Demeter Fragrance)
Send her to heaven in advance!
8. Book Idea: Your Kid’s a Brat and It’s All Your Fault
Yep, because her kids take after her. Lol!
9. Self Help (in large print)
Because, basically she needs help. A LOT OF IT.
10. Breath Mints and Mouthwash
I actually, literally, honestly laughed too loud when I stumbled upon this.
11. Gym clothing – that is definitely not in fashion!
I would like to suggest this!
12. Gym clothing – three sizes too small, and a gym membership
Make it look like you didn’t intend to. AND make him or her feel that his or her bits could develop some rash because of too-tight gym clothes. Don’t forget that free gym membership!
13. Book Idea: “Calm the Fuck Down” Parenting Book
Because that relative needs to calm the eff down.
14. Anti-Bullshit Mints
So that she’ll know what bullshit means
15. Trinny and Susannah’s ‘The Body Shape Bible’
Come on, you actually might be doing her a favour.
16. Poo Pourri Toilet Spray
Because her poo smells as bad as her personality.
Grab it from Yellow Octopus for $19.99.
17. UNT Mug
Just let her figure out what it actually says!
You can grab one from Yellow Octopus for $29.99.
18. Justin Bieber Alarm Clock
Because The Biebs is kinda annoying, like her. Oops!
Santa should be very proud of you! Now wrap those presents and give that stuck-up relative some love.
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