30+ Things That Look Like A Vagina — But Aren’t!

The amazing vagina. Really a genius work of engineering, a true workhorse. So much respect for the incredible Miss V. There is one thing though, I really can’t hold it in any longer!

No- I have been doing my pelvic floor exercises – it’s not that! It, well, and it may just be me but I really do think the vagina was standing outside the room when looks were being given out.

Granted- the vagina is a quite striking composition and one that is very distinct in its appearance. Quite the individual. Or is it?! Hmmmm”�

It seems the ole Vejayjay has cheap rip-offs / imitations appearing around the world. Objects trying to ‘imitate’ this wondrous thing it would seem. Idol worshipping or simply just creepy stalker-ish wannabes? I’ll let you decide.

Oysters

I get it- they produce pearls. They are fabulous to eat “apparently” (yeuchhh I just can’t even get one in front of me without my jaws clenching and cramping in disgust!), BUT you would think they would develop their OWN sense of style right?!

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Mussels

I remember as a young lass seeing jars of marinated mussels on the shelves of the supermarket and thinking something terrible has happened here! Does no one else wee what they have bottled?! Snap my legs shut tightly and waddle straight the hell out of the shop! No one was taking MY vagina and bottling it!

A Yoni Flower

Ahhh the flowers are bursting from their buds, it’s springtime. So fresh so innocent”or IS it?!

The Hydnora Africana

Watch where you step wouldn’t want to miss this one!

The Al Wakrah Stadium

You would think the game of Football would be safe right no vagina’s there! No Wrong. Preliminary designs for the Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium were released and quickly became dubbed as the Vagina Stadium you can see why.

Dried Pears

…say no more.

Donuts

I don’t think these doughnuts turned out how they imagined..

Dehydrated Strawberries

Oven-dried Strawberries, anyone?

This Beef Tongue

I’ll leave this one right here”

The Inside of a Pomelo

Not going to look at Pomelos the same way ever, again.

This Grandmother Rock

If you’re planning your holiday to Thailand you just may stumble across Grandmother Rock on Limai Beach. Not a nice visual marriage in your head right now but hey I never came up with that name!

This Vagina Rock in China

Vagina Rock in China apparently there is a penis rock in the same National Park”�what was on your mind Mother Nature when you created these?…Nevermind I think we can work that one out!

Other Rock Sculptures

It seems rocks are the popular medium for these sculptures…

Vagina Tree

Now come on Treederella let’s keep a little ‘something something’ to the imagination”�

This Plant…

If your vagina DOES look like this please see your doctor ASAP!

A Mountain…

Just in case you were a little hard of sight time to upsize baby!

Puffed Wheat

Keeping it small puff wheat cereal is now looking a little different isn’t it?

Conch Shells

A day at the beach collecting shells has taken a whole new turn. The Conch shell bears a striking resemblance.

This Pair of Shoes

“I got inspired by my current line of shoes from my coochie!

Pecan Nuts

Pecan nuts maybe they aren’t ‘nuts’ after all”�

Japanese Bread

This Japanese snack bread somehow just is a little well, graphic almost!

These Red Bell Peppers

Capsicum or as some may call it the pepper”�just got a whole new rating and it isn’t 5 star..

Submitted by one of our readers Thanks Eric

This Lounge Suite

Got some money to burn why not spend big dollars getting a custom made couch??

Cordless Mouse

The cordless mouse”�

This Construction Design…

This Florida University”�and no one could see the similarities at the design stage?

Mini Golf Course

Mini golf. Why?

Flowers

This flower”�whoa. I can’t look at a bouquet the same!

Tree Trunks

Tree trunks getting in on the trend..

French Bread

Those crusty little dinner rolls”�oh, maybe crusty isn’t the best word to use now.

Purses

Ohhh so this is what they mean when they say ‘the money shot’…

Did these vagina like objects make you blush? or giggle? ME TOO!

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Michelle Gadd

Being a single parent since her children were toddlers, Michelle has enjoyed life’s challenges, and is able to relate to other mothers and fathers of children growing up and developing through life’s stages. The laughter, heartbreak, tantrums and victories are all memories to be shared and embraced. With sheer determination or as some may prefer to call it stubbornness and with a sometimes twisted view – Michelle will always find the humorous side of life. Michelle has a business background working in Government departments for over 20 years holding multiple Business Diploma’s and other certifications including Training and Assessing, Project Management and Volunteer Coordination amongst them. With an attitude of “�life being an adventure – start living’, she is always looking for new challenges and the chance to share knowledge and experiences with the Stay At Home Mum Community. Mother of two teens who also makes claim to even have her sanity intact (on most days) Michelle has ventured into writing sharing her sometime sassy and wry sense of humour.

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