Parent Fantasy Hotline

This is what�a ‘naughty fantasy’ sounds like�when you�become a parent.

When you think of a fantasy hotline, you’d expect a professional agent on the other line in his/her sexy and raspy voice,�stimulating your senses with dirty and naughty things�you’d love to hear. Ohh yeah… But as parents, there’s a huge difference�in how we�understand ‘fantasy’ especially for the newly anointed parents.

Witty radio duos Hamish and Andy have�brought once again, a funny and hilarious truth. Undoubtedly every parent, old�and new�alike, would love to call this�Parent Fantasy Hotline.

New dad Hamish calls the naughty hotline to get his fantasies�going�but in the most quirky and unimaginable way. He begins to ask the line worker, Andy, how he spends his weekends. Truth is, even having a beer in the pub with some mates and having to wake up in the morning after a 9-10 hours of sleep, can make new dads purr in fantasy. Oh wait, he’s gotta go to buy some nappies. Totally sums it up!

Say that thing again about having enough sleep! Oohhh.. LOL.

A Phone Call is Fantasy Enough For Me!

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Clare Whitfield Chief Editor

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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