Mums Share The Dumbest Injuries Their Kids Have Ever Received

Mother comforting upset young girl with hands covering face.

Oh my god! Kids can seriously be so dumb at times. I mean come on, who sticks a LEGO up their nose deliberately or gets their tongue stuck to the freezer?

Only a kid would, that’s for sure.

Not to mention the sh#t they stick in their ears, or mouth. It is like you need a constant recording playing………

“DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR EARS, NOSE or MOUTH without checking with an adult first.”

We asked our community what dumb injuries their kids have ever suffered. The responses had us in fits of giggles, but some also left us cringing a bit as well.

Dumbest Injuries Kids Have Ever Received

Kissing the bbq

Slammed her own ear in the car door

Sticking a bead up your nose

Broken arm because he thought he was batman and could fly if he jumped from the top of the lounge.

Epically spinning off a kitchen stool and smashing chin on the bench on the way down. 7 stitches to repair severed tongue, and 2 stitches to repair top lip. OUCH!

Cut their head open on a pencil sharpener

Got tongue stuck in the freezer at Aldi

Cut head with a pastry sheet

Head injury from standing on a desk at school and getting hit by the fan

Lego up the nose at the age of 6 went to the hospital and had it removed, they even have a special tool. (Do you think someone woke up one day and thought I’m going to design a tool to get lego out of dumb kids noses.?)

Turned the treadmill on full blast and fell on her face!

A piece of steak in her ear.

Got his chin stuck in the car window

Kneed himself in the face and split his lip

Jammed fingers in the toilet seat

Walking into glass door

Biting their own fingers while eating

Getting a rock stuck in their ear

Running full speed, head first, into a parked car

Swallowed a micro machine car

Dropped an iPad on her toe and broke her toe, but it didn?t even smash the screen!

Kicked herself in the vagina while doing a cartwheel.

Put the vacuum on his cheek and then turned it on. It looked like he had a hickey for a week on his cheek!

Sore eye, from poking her eyeball with her lollypop. On purpose.

Smashed a baby jar of food on the ground and ate glass

What dumb injuries have your kids received? Join the discussion on Facebook here.

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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