*Sings* “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”
Christmas is here and we’re close to falling off our chairs because of giggling too much. Here’s why…
– We found these really honest christmas cards and we have a few people in mind that deserve some rude holiday greetings. lol!
WARNING: Contains strong language
1. Cheeky Santa!
2. Honesty is key, tell your camel toe gf this Christmas! –
3. This one stings a little in this economy. –
4. From one Prosecco lover to another –
5. Santa’s always watching! –
6. I mean …. you’re game if you can pull this one off –
7. You could probably get away with this one…. its a bit sly
8. Send this to all your parent friends, hits home a little too hard. –
9. Tits the season indeed! –
10. This one is for a dad! I can hear the knee slapping from here –
11. Too Rude! –
12. Excuse me Grandma! –
13. To mum, love from your favourite little shit –
14. The car scent haha
15. New relationship feels
16. Rudie Nudie Christmas tree
17. Always with the ducking autotext
18. Love cats, they give zero f#$%s
19. How Punny –
20. This is how your animal really feels being dressed up. –
21. At least they are cute rubbish bins
22. Hope ya boy can take a joke! –
23. To the point.. –
24. Santa is honest
25. For all our Vegan friends –
26. For our Grinchys out there –
27. Jingle Balls to you!
Aren’t these cards nice?
It’s perfect for all your fake friends! bahahaha
Very tasty, thankyou!