9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

3. Gosh I can’t believe she vomited all over you. Amazing how much they can produce isn’t it?

Yes, it really is amazing. What would be even more amazing would be if you could help me to wipe up, and stop the flow, of this cottage cheese waterfall that’s currently collecting all over my person. The sight is enough to turn me away, but I have to say it’s the smell that really seals the deal. Cute and cherubic though your child seems, and she even giggled as she was vomiting, I am just not at that point in my life.

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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