Behold thy master.

“Are my measurements still sexy?”

Please wait, you mofo. Wait, you look full already! *fat cat bites me in the ankle*
via au.pinterest.comNo man, I’m light as a feather. *falls to the floor with a loud thud*
via au.pinterest.comIn 6 months time, this fat cat should be bigger than his human.
via au.pinterest.comI agree!
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Aw cheers! We’ll take “top quality content” when the content involves golden syrup dumplings any day Hope you give them…