25 Hilarious Bad Parking Notes To Leave on Windscreens

I am super bad at parking – and to this date, I’m surprised I haven’t yet received one of these golden notes!

Parking is a skill that seems to come more naturally to the hairier sex… I got my driver’s licence the day I turned 17 and still can’t park straight without my trusty parking camera (Best. Invention. Ever!).

But there are worse parkers out there, which is a worry. These hilarious bad parking notes can be saved or copied, printed and cut out – stashed in your handbag, just waiting for the right moment to pop one of these under the wiper blades… Which one do you love the most?

1. This gift of choice

2. This accolade

3. This advice

4. This thinly veiled sarcasm

5. This consideration

6. This simple request

7. This word of encouragement

8. This poetry in motion

9. This adorable display ofaggression

10. This rather graphic message

11. This moment of logic

12. This saccharine sweet analogy

13. This vulgar — yet funny — expression

14. This comparison to a rodent

15. This 100% honest sentiment

16. This absolutely rational conviction

17. This fair assessment

18. This acknowledgement of differences

19. This worthy tribute

20. This display of goodwill

21. This simple suggestion

22. This proposition

23. This commendation of competence

24. This establishment of kinship

25. This passive aggressive observation

Which ones made you snicker?

Clare Whitfield Chief Editor

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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