25 Hilarious Bad Parking Notes To Leave on Windscreens

I am super bad at parking – and to this date, I’m surprised I haven’t yet received one of these golden notes!

Parking is a skill that seems to come more naturally to the hairier sex… I got my driver’s licence the day I turned 17 and still can’t park straight without my trusty parking camera (Best. Invention. Ever!).

But there are worse parkers out there, which is a worry. These hilarious bad parking notes can be saved or copied, printed and cut out – stashed in your handbag, just waiting for the right moment to pop one of these under the wiper blades… Which one do you love the most?

1. This gift of choice

Hilarious Bad Parking Notes | Stay At Home Mum — Via Etsy

2. This accolade

Humorous parking note reading "Congratulations you're a douche" on a car windscreen. — Via Etsy

3. This advice

Hilarious parking note for kids: "Many 3-year-olds have trouble staying within lines.". — Via Etsy

4. This thinly veiled sarcasm

5. This consideration

Funny parking note left on a car windshield in a humorous context. — Via Etsy

6. This simple request

Funny parking note with bold message and rude humor. — Via Etsy

7. This word of encouragement

Funny parking note about using two spaces for a small car. — Via Etsy

8. This poetry in motion

Funny parking note reading "The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out". — Via Etsy

9. This adorable display ofaggression

10. This rather graphic message

Humorous parking note with a cheeky message about bad parking habits. — Via Etsy

11. This moment of logic

Humorous green and white parking note with cheeky message. — Via Etsy

12. This saccharine sweet analogy

Parking note with humorous message about proximity. — Via Etsy

13. This vulgar — yet funny — expression

14. This comparison to a rodent

Humorous rat-themed parking note with a rat illustration and funny message. — Via Pinterest

15. This 100% honest sentiment

16. This absolutely rational conviction

17. This fair assessment

18. This acknowledgement of differences

19. This worthy tribute

Parking note for travelers leaving humorous messages on windscreens. — Via Amazon

20. This display of goodwill

Humorous parking note reading "so sorry" on a car windscreen.

21. This simple suggestion

22. This proposition

23. This commendation of competence

24. This establishment of kinship

25. This passive aggressive observation

Which ones made you snicker?

Clare Whitfield Chief Editor

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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