15 Freaking Hilarious Notes Kids Have Written

Child's handwritten note to God with funny message about Cain and Abel.

We are always caught off guard by what kids say. So we decided to put up a list of hilarious notes kids have written. The surprise factor is definitely there!

Kids always have a reputation of being brutally honest and sometimes it’s actually both a blessing and a curse! At times, what they say (or write) are actually not age appropriate! And it’s really fun and cute as long as they know the fine line between being a potty mouth and a potty mouth with some kinda extreme behaviour.

Verbally or not, our kids are actually the best and the craziest! Here are 15 of our favourite tirades from them

Bahaha. What goes around, comes around eh?

Child's handwritten note about a humorous childhood memory involving a neighbour's dog.
via teamjimmyjoe.com

No worries, Gracie. We understand that you have DIARIA and thank you for telling us that you have a towel just in case. Love you.

Child's handwritten note about room smell and diaper issues to dad.
via someecards.com

Yes darling. I will certainly follow your advice.

via funnyordie.com

Can I say OUCH?

Funny kids' note with a drawing and holiday wishes for Christmas.
via funnyordie.com

But there’s no harm in watching Ellen, darling.

Cute drawing of a child’s note about their mother.
via distractify.com

Love you too hun. We’re both special. It’s in our genes.

Hilarious kids' note about dad's cleaning duties for cat vomit.
via funny-allthetime.blogspot.in

Oh Emily, we’ll definitely miss you!

Mom's note about running away at 9:30.
via funnyordie.com

Yes please. No homework anymore. My life is at stake.

Funny note from a child about their homework condition.
via funnyordie.com

Uh, I’m sorry that you didn’t like it. You’re welcome?

Child's heartfelt apology note to mother.
via someecards.com

Dear Karah, it’s totally fine. We’re the poo family remember?

Love Notes from Kids.
via DumpaDay.com

Ugh, too cute!

Tooth fairy note written by a child with a drawing of a tooth and a request for a different gift.
via mom.me

This, my friends, is the true definition of love at an early age. *Sigh*

Child's handwritten note expressing anger and love.
via buzzfeed.com

So emo and so cute!

Cute handwritten note from a child to parents about not wanting dinner.
via worthsharing.cc

Yes dad. Please take note.

Handwritten note from a child with humorous questions about parents' actions.
via stuffkidswrite.com

And this one is painfully accurate..

Hilarious kids' note imagining Cain and Abel's story with a humorous twist about sibling conflicts.
via followthecolours.com.br

These kids are all cute as a button! Does your kids do this too?

15 Freaking Hilarious Notes Kids Have Written | Stay At Home Mum

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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