When I tell off my dog for doing something he shouldn’t do – he closes his eyes and pretends he isn’t here!
Dog shaming allows people to get it off their chest in the most public of forums, the internet. A place where people can congregate and laugh about their dogs misdeeds, lest they weep in woe of having to clean up afterwards!
Here are 10 of the guiltiest dogs on the internet:
1) Now we know who cut the cheese.
The one time you blame it on the dog, it actually was the dog! And in a meeting no less. I hope they’re dog people or else things could go sour!
2) It’s bad enough cleaning sick up off the floor let alone the couch!
Wretch! All in the nooks and crannies, and cushions and fabric… Blugh!
3) OMG! The last thing you want strewn about the house is a crappy nappy!
Ew, gross! And the second last thing you want is to have to clean up the same poop twice. Shudder.
4) Why? Why must they eat the poop?!
Surely there’s food, and toys, and shoes, and a garden hose, and pretty much anything else that tastes a hell of a lot better than poop?
5) I’m quite sure dogs just like to help re-model.
And then blame it on the cat when it doesn’t work out the way they hoped.
6) When a chew toy doesn’t quite cut it…
There’s always neon pink ‘lipstick’!
7) And the toilet roll is magically transformed into confetti!
My kids are guilty of this, what is it about a toilet roll that is so irresistible?
8) The ultimate sabotage!
A steaming pile of wretched and runny poop.
9) Sure it wasn’t you…
Nope.
10) It’s the only time I’ve heard of a down side to robot vacuums!
Definitely time to whip out the Chux Magic Eraser!
Very tasty, thankyou!