# 15 Bizarre Vagina-Themed Products You Can Buy on Etsy - Link: https://stayathomemum.com.au/wellbeing/sexual-health/vagina-themed-products-on-etsy/ - Published: 2020-07-07T15:00:04+10:00 - Author: Clare Whitfield ## _Whether you have one or not, vaginas are something to celebrate!_ Why? Well, for starters, out of all the parts of a woman’s body, it’s only the vagina that can push a human being the size of a giant watermelon out of it! And most believe it’s the sexiest and most beautiful part of a woman’s body (don’t we all agree to that?). So, it’s just right to celebrate our vaginas, vulvas, vajayjays, lady bits, hoo- hah, nether regions, or whatever you want to call it! > If you’re up for it, or you know someone who might love owning vagina-themed things, > we’ve found some pretty amazing vagina-themed products that will surely excite! ## **1. 󠀁[Vagina Earrings](https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=10781&awinaffid=476447&ued=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fau%2Flisting%2F623693595%2Fvagina-earrings-miniature-different%3Fga_order%3Dmost_relevant%26ga_search_type%3Dall%26ga_view_type%3Dgallery%26ga_search_query%3Dvagina%26ref%3Dsr_gallery-1-18%26more_colors%3D1)󠁿** **SHUDDER** I don’t know who in their right mind would buy such a thing, Vagina Earrings! WTF. 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Show your pride by wearing rainbow! ### **󠀁[Grab it here](https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=10781&awinaffid=476447&ued=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fau%2Flisting%2F527944900%2Fbermuda-triangle-lgbt-merkin-pubic%3Fga_order%3Dmost_relevant%26ga_search_type%3Dall%26ga_view_type%3Dgallery%26ga_search_query%3Dvagina%26ref%3Dsc_gallery-9-9%26plkey%3D42b72cae6cb6c8d403a90a5b68e7a923b1545f6e%3A527944900)󠁿** [⌊Rainbow pride flag bikini bottoms on a womans hips⌉⌊Rainbow pride flag bikini bottoms on a womans hips⌉ ](https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=10781&awinaffid=476447&ued=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fau%2Flisting%2F527944900%2Fbermuda-triangle-lgbt-merkin-pubic%3Fga_order%3Dmost_relevant%26ga_search_type%3Dall%26ga_view_type%3Dgallery%26ga_search_query%3Dvagina%26ref%3Dsc_gallery-9-9%26plkey%3D42b72cae6cb6c8d403a90a5b68e7a923b1545f6e%3A527944900) [via etsy.com](https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=10781&awinaffid=476447&ued=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fau%2Flisting%2F527944900%2Fbermuda-triangle-lgbt-merkin-pubic%3Fga_order%3Dmost_relevant%26ga_search_type%3Dall%26ga_view_type%3Dgallery%26ga_search_query%3Dvagina%26ref%3Dsc_gallery-9-9%26plkey%3D42b72cae6cb6c8d403a90a5b68e7a923b1545f6e%3A527944900) ## **3. 󠀁[Uterus Cookie Cutter](https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=10781&awinaffid=476447&ued=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fau%2Flisting%2F514197568%2Futerus-cookie-cutter-womb-anatomy%3Fga_order%3Dmost_relevant%26ga_search_type%3Dall%26ga_view_type%3Dgallery%26ga_search_query%3Dvagina%26ref%3Dsc_gallery-1-12%26plkey%3D20b6336b348a4f30f2dc884044ad88b3ef86d20e%3A514197568)󠁿** C’mon kids, let’s make womb biscuits! 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Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work. [See Full Bio](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/clare_whitfield/) [ ](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/clare_whitfield/)