50 Things You Never Thought You’d Say to Your Kids

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50 Things You Never Thought You’d Say to Your Kids

Never thought you would say that? But you did. And we have proof!

Parenting can bring the best and the beast in us. Admit it, mums! No matter how sober you think you were before having kids, but raising them is taking your hormones to its highest level than the first trimester of pregnancy.

Children do challenge our discipline but beyond the grim, it’s the best feeling yet to mould a generation. A generation of random, hilarious, disgusting and penis-obsessed kids. haha. What is not there to love? I love my kids even if at times I do or say something I regret. I guess this is what parenting is all about.

We asked our fans What’s the One Thing You Never Thought You’d Say to Your Kids As a Parent? and, oh man, did we ever get some awesome responses! They were too funny not to collaborate and share.

Did I Just Say That Out Loud? Yes, you did.

Here Are Some Things You Never Thought You’d Say to Your Kids

When their curiosity of the human body feels like a punch in the face.

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When Penis poking is the new game they enjoy playing

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When weaning off a sucking toddler also means being an animal rights advocate.

Cute baby holding a kitten, funny moment, and playful interaction.
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When busyness makes you babble a lot of things that you’ll soon regret.

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Things You Never Thought You’d Say to Your Kids

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