The Bachelor Creamed Nina’s Jeans

Donkey Overboard

After they smash the donkey pinata into the bay, Woody hauls Sandra aside. Their one on one chat was more awkward than a newborn giraffe trying to walk in perspex stripper heels. Writing is on the wall Screamer, I think your done.

Fast forward to the cocktail party and Heather is having a sexy sex crisis. Thinking out loud to the camera she worries that she’s not the right type of big lipped, big boobed sexy for The Wood. She hopes he finds her brand of sexy appealing amongst all the silicone.

Finally Emily flicks her hair because Bachelor Man�singles her out for a chat. In a rather prickly exchange, she reveals to Bach Man that she will never approach him to spend time together as he lets her know he senses her guard up. Blah blah, yawn Emily.

With a very chaste and sweet hand on Heather’s knee, the pair confide that they miss one another’s company. Woody revealing that he will find it a difficult task to get rid of her – if at all. This elicits�the girliest of school girl giggles!

The rose ceremony rendezvous sees the girls look as though they all about to vomit or shit themselves.

They all quite relieved that Screamer gets the boot.

Bring on tomorrow’s controversy.

Who has a pregnancy scare and storms out of the Ladies Lair?

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