72) Green smoothies are gross despite their acclaimed health benefits.
73) Having the shits from that stupid cayenne pepper, maple syrup cleanse.
74) Two people. Three Tim Tams balls.
75) A wine glass won’t refill itself.
While our first-world woes are real and often very frustrating they remain trivial in comparison to the many underprivileged people not only in the third world, but also in our own backyard.

Aw cheers! We’ll take “top quality content” when the content involves golden syrup dumplings any day Hope you give them…