There are a lot of weird things in this world, but can you believe that some things get stuck up in some butts?
Yep, you read that right. Medical staff have a ‘secret code’ when they have patients come in with an object they have weird things stuck up there. ‘Social Injury of the Rectum’ it is called – and most of the time surgery is required to remove the object as they are so far up the rectum they become irremovable.
Why you may ask?
Most of the time the items are inserted for sexual gratification but the items went too far in to be removed.
Here are some of the BIGGEST weird things to get stuck up on people’s butts:
1. A Vibrator – and a Pair of Tongs
n a moment of experimentation gone awry, a person decided to use a pair of tongs to retrieve a vibrator that had gone too deep. The situation escalated from embarrassing to alarming, leading to a visit to the ER where medical professionals had to carefully extract both items. This incident serves as a reminder of the importance of using appropriate tools and methods for intimate activities.
2. A Barbie Doll
“Ill play Ken, you be Barbie”
This scenario involves a Barbie doll, a beloved childhood toy that found its way into an adult’s personal exploration. Whether it was a case of curiosity or a misguided attempt at pleasure, the hard plastic and angular limbs of the doll made the extraction a delicate procedure. Medical staff had to navigate this unusual situation with care to avoid any internal injuries.
3. A Pint Glass
This was a “Yeah The Boys” moment.
A night of heavy drinking and dares led to someone attempting the impossible with a pint glass. The rigid and breakable nature of glass makes this a particularly dangerous object to have internally. The removal process likely involved significant medical intervention to prevent shattering and to safely extract the object.
4. An Egg?
“It’s for a science project, I swear,” I bet that egg should’ve been hard-boiled after 5 minutes.
It wasn’t Easter, but someone decided to hide an egg where the sun doesn’t shine. Unfortunately, it wasn’t hard-boiled, making the situation more fragile than a balancing act. Scrambled plans and an omelette of embarrassment ensued.
5. A Cassette Tape
Gotta preserve the classics. Oooh, diagonal goodness.
Taking a trip down memory lane, someone decided to go retro in a very peculiar way. This mixtape wasn’t meant for internal playback, leading to a delicate removal process that hit all the wrong notes.
6. A Wine Bottle – and a Coat Hanger
I reckon a coat hanger will do the trick to fish that wine bottle out. Looking at this gave me goosebumps.
Trying to retrieve a stuck wine bottle with a coat hanger is a recipe for disaster. This home remedy turned into a medical drama, proving once again that some solutions are best left to the professionals. That bottle had no business being there in the first place.
7. A Jar of Instant Coffee
Maybe they did a coffee enema – wrong?
Attempting an extreme coffee enema, someone used a jar of instant coffee. Instead of perking up, they wound up needing urgent care. This wasn’t the caffeine boost they were hoping for; it was more of a wake-up call.
Image via Incredible Things
8. An Aerosol Can
Must have been a really big spider that crawled up your arse eh?
Whether it was a bug problem or an experiment gone awry, an aerosol can ended up where it shouldn’t. This pressurised situation required careful handling to avoid a literal blow-up, proving some bugs are best left to the professionals.
9. A Light Bulb
Seemed like a bright idea at the time. Good thing it didn’t get crushed.
A bright idea that quickly dimmed, inserting a light bulb is risky business. The potential for it to shatter made this a high-stakes extraction. Next time, they should probably stick to actual lamps for their lighting needs.
10. A Zucchini
Health food taken to the extreme, someone found themselves in a pickle with a zucchini. This veggie might be great for a salad, but it’s a poor choice for personal exploration. Lesson learned: veggies belong on the plate, not in your behind.
11. A Billiard Ball
My head hurts………….
This round object was out of bounds when it got stuck. Playing pool is one thing, but using a billiard ball in this way is a risky game. This cue ball needed professional removal before it could be put back in play.
12. Buzz Lightyear
To infinity and beyond. Goodness, I am owned!
To infinity and beyond went Buzz Lightyear, ending up in uncharted territory. This space ranger wasn’t prepared for such a mission, requiring a careful extraction to bring him back to the toy box.
13. An Eggplant
I don’t even know how this is humanly possible.
How an eggplant ended up inside someone is a mystery worthy of a culinary crime novel. This large veggie required expert handling to avoid a serious mishap. Next time, they should probably stick to traditional recipes.
14. A Fork
It’s supposed to fork the eggs. Oops, sorry I was just talking about some breakfast-y stuff.
A utensil intended for eating ended up being a pain in the butt, literally. This wasn’t a fork in the road, but a fork in an uncomfortable place. Removing it without causing injury was a delicate operation.
15. A Coke Bottle
The sixty-year-old male had been constipated for days after inserting the bottle and eventually was admitted to the hospital with abdominal pain. Luckily for the man, medical staff are familiar with these weird things and were able to remove the bottle using extra-long forceps and a type of medical vacuum.
16. A Hand Gun – Loaded
You would have never seen this weird things coming. That Fall Out Boy song is reverberating on my mind when I saw this. The young woman who inserted this into her lady parts was in jail and didn’t want to be found with the loaded contraband. Not only did she receive extra time in jail for smuggling the gun in, the gun was stolen so this just added to her sentence.
17. A Live Eel
You read that correctly – a real eel – alive. When the man reported to the emergency room complaining of abdominal pain – apparently it was the eel biting his colon causing the pain. Ouch!
Image Via The Journal Surgery
18. Liquid Adhesive
This 27-year-old male was found to have a solid mass in his rectum that could not be removed. On closer inspection, it was found that the object was liquid adhesive that had been ‘squirted’ into the rectum using a dual-chambered glue gun which then hardened. Some of the most weird things coming! Ow ow ow ow ow!
Image via The American Journal of Forensic Medicine
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