Keep It Real With These 10 Baby Names Inspired By Furniture And Fixtures

5. Pyrolytic

This name is red hot! Pyrolytic is high energy and gets the job done. Everyone wants to be friends with one. Your little Pyro will be the most popular kid on the cell block. You could even get a real ying/yang thing going on with a matching twin sister named Hydroponic. Sophisticated.

6. Cistern

A perfect name for a baby born in one of the water signs of the zodiac. Cistern’s cup runneth over and his or her bowl is always filled with tranqulity and water. Namaste.

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