3. Futon
A futon is a padded, unsprung mattress that can be rolled up or folded in two. The word originates from Japan, so you’ll look positively multicultural when you give this inspiring name about a bed with no springs to your offspring.
4. Pouf
I can’t imagine any time where a child named after a round footstool would have anyone mock his or her name. So unique. So unusual.

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