56 Things All Mums Love to Say

When Swear Mummy Comes Out to Play:

42. “Shit’s about to get real!”

43. “Just cut it out – you are pissing me off.”

44. “Oh FFS!”

45. “Back the Truck Up!”

46. “You’re a F**k Stick sometimes.”

Sarcastic Mummy:

47. “Are your legs painted on?”

48. “What am I? Your servant?”

49. “Shut the door, were you born in a tent?”

50. “Let’s try this again.”

51. “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?”

52. “Do you want some cheese with that whine!”

53. “I am the parent, and YOU are the child…”

54. “Bored? Only boring people are bored!”

55. “Go over there, walk back over here, and let’s do that again…”

56. “What did your last slave die of?”

Which of these mum sayings have you�said to your kids?

Clare Whitfield Chief Editor

Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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