About penises…
“Leave your brother’s penis alone.”
“Stop sticking your penis in the middle of the DVD.”
“If you’re going to play with your doodle, do it in your room.”
“Don’t poke your brothers penis, you have your own!!”
“Your doodle is not a hat rack.”
“Please get your penis off my arm.”
About chewing and licking and eating…and picking…
“Don’t chew the furniture.”
“Please don’t chew on the coaster. “
“Please don’t lick that.”
“Don’t lick your toes, I said NO, stop licking my foot.”
“STOP! Fire isn’t edible!!!”
“Stop licking me.”
“No don’t eat the brown grass.”
“No, we don’t eat sponges.”
“Don’t think I didn’t see you picking your nose.”.0
About all the other weird things kids do…
“No archery in the car while mummy is driving.”
“Your foot is up my bottom!”
“How did you get a corn kernel in eye??”
“Get your brother out of the washing machine.”
“Just do what you want. I need two minutes.”
“Don’t sit so close to the TV; your eyes will turn square.”
“President Obama made a law stating even 3yr olds have to wear pants out of the house!”
The things kids – and parents – say! To check out the Facebook post, click here!
Which one is your favourite?
Very tasty, thankyou!