6. “How quickly a poop can travel up a back.” — Victoria Lea Hamilton

7.�“That I would clean poo out the bath regularly.” –�Julie-Ann Tait
8. “I’d be fishing for poop out of a toddler’s nose..
😕” –�Krissy Kolacz

9. “How much poo and boogers I would end up having on myself
😧” –�Rebecca Peta
10. “…I could have my face so close to another’s while they were straining for a poo and actually be really happy about it.” –�Jennifer Bray



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