# 30 Modern Valentine Cards For Your Sweetheart - Link: https://stayathomemum.com.au/family/occasions/special-events/30-modern-valentine-cards-for-your-sweetheart/ - Published: 2023-01-31T15:00:00+11:00 - Author: The Bowl Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and it’s a special time of year to show your beloved how much you care. If you’re looking for modern, unique ways to express your affection this February 14th, why not try out one of these 30 stylish Valentine cards? From heartfelt sentiments to whimsical illustrations, there’s something here for every special someone in your life. Celebrate the season with these creative ideas that perfectly capture what’s on your heart! ### _**While it’s nice to say I LOVE YOU, 󠀁[adding humour](https://stayathomemum.com.au/my-lifestyle/5-ways-to-divorce-proof-your-marriage-according-to-relationship-expert-esther-perel/)󠁿 and wit seems the more realistic way to show affection.**_ We know that you’re groping around at the last minute planning for Valentines Day. Or, in our case, overlook it entirely because it’s an over-commercialised ploy to entice people to buy crap they don’t need. Or you’re too busy cooking food, wiping ass, and paying bills to notice that Feb 14th is V-day. I’m feeling you! ### **More reading:** * [13 Ways To Indulge In Some – Me Time – On Valentine’s Day](https://stayathomemum.com.au/valentines-day/me-time-on-valentines-day/) * [New Sex Toys for Valentine’s Day? 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It’s 2023 and “I Love You’s” have evolved faster than the sandwich your kid left in his school bag over the Christmas holidays. These newfound ways to say the ‘L’ word are getting better and funnier because someone who wasn’t knuckle deep in a crappy nappy thought that shit up. With a splice of humour, kinkiness, reality and lots of LOVE! ### **_With all the Valentine giggles and the tickles, here are 30 Modern Valentine Cards for your Sweetheart that we found…_** ## **1. If you’re feeling like 󠀁[not actually making more babies](https://stayathomemum.com.au/my-kids/pregnancy/should-i-rock-the-boat-and-have-a-third-child/)󠁿…** [⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉[ [via popsugar.com](https://www.popsugar.com/love/photo-gallery/36623757/image/36623787/Let-Make-Babies) ## **2. The kind of pain you’d never hesitate to tolerate.** [⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉[ [via huffpost Com](https://www. Huffpost. Com/entry/funny-spouse-cards_n_5643059? Ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063) ## **3. Will you still love me if you smell my flaw?** [⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉⌊30 modern valentine cards for your sweetheart | stay at home mum⌉[ [via mymodernmet.com](https://mymodernmet.com/funny-valentines-cards/) ## **4. The Love Intersection** [⌊Cute valentine card featuring a simple venn diagram design for your sweetheart⌉⌊Cute valentine card featuring a simple venn diagram design for your sweetheart⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-12__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via imgur.com ##   ## **5. You’re a priority. ** [⌊Funny valentines day cards 17 700⌉⌊Funny valentines day cards 17 700⌉[ via earthporm.com ## **6. No one else but you! and my phone of course.** [⌊Funny valentine card saying there is nobody else id rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to⌉⌊Funny valentine card saying there is nobody else id rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-4__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via marthastewartweddings.com](https://www.marthastewartweddings.com/383111/funny-valentines-day-cards) ## **7. Bizarre Kind of Love** ![Funny valentines day card with quirky message about loving someones weirdness]( https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines- day-cards-28__700.jpg?resize=700%2C700&quality=89&ssl=1 "Glad Youre As Weird Card for Valentines Day") [via scoopwhoop.com](https://www.scoopwhoop.com/Quirky-Valentines-Day-Cards-For-Couples/#.bpl3e6lhe) ## **8. One’s got to prove who’s hornier?** ![Red valentine card featuring two cartoon dinosaurs with humorous speech bubbles]( https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines- day-cards-18__700.jpg?resize=700%2C700&quality=89&ssl=1 "Valentine Card with Dinosaur Theme") [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **9. Luck without a clover** [⌊Lucky valentine card with heartfelt message for your loved one⌉⌊Lucky valentine card with heartfelt message for your loved one⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-2__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **10. ‘And I’m the one who reads it late in the morning. That’s Love!** [⌊Romantic valentines day card with humorous message for your special someone Perfect for expressing⌉⌊Romantic valentines day card with humorous message for your special someone Perfect for expressing⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-61__700-1.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **11. A unique “for better or worse” vow.** [⌊Handmade valentine card with i tolerate you message on kraft paper perfect for expressing love⌉⌊Handmade valentine card with i tolerate you message on kraft paper perfect for expressing love⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-54__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **12. How smart can smart phones get?** [⌊Modern valentine card with search bar design and romantic phrases⌉⌊Modern valentine card with search bar design and romantic phrases⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-61__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **13. Bad Aging Problems** [⌊Funny valentine card with humorous message about celebrities and attractiveness⌉⌊Funny valentine card with humorous message about celebrities and attractiveness⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-67__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via demilked.com](https://www.demilked.com/funny-unusual-original-valentines-day-cards/) ## **14. Here’s the catch why she’s doing the laundry.** [⌊Valentines day humorous card with clothesline illustration⌉⌊Valentines day humorous card with clothesline illustration⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-8__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via earthporm.com ## **15. True love is…** [⌊Valentines day card with a cute illustration of a bandaged heart perfect for expressing love and c⌉⌊Valentines day card with a cute illustration of a bandaged heart perfect for expressing love and c⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-27__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via earthporm.com ## **16. _LOG in_ first, Baby!** [⌊Valentines day card featuring a fun colorful message about browsing history⌉⌊Valentines day card featuring a fun colorful message about browsing history⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-46__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via earthporm.com ## **17. Even after all the awkward moose knuckle…**󠀁[ [⌊Valentines day card featuring feet wearing flip flops perfect for expressing love to your special⌉⌊Valentines day card featuring feet wearing flip flops perfect for expressing love to your special⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-65__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via earthporm.com ## **18. Smooth way to my bun…** [⌊Adorable valentines day card featuring a hot dog with a pun perfect for expressing love to your sp⌉⌊Adorable valentines day card featuring a hot dog with a pun perfect for expressing love to your sp⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-58__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **19. Such a kind gesture!** [⌊Cute valentine card with press pause message for your loved one⌉⌊Cute valentine card with press pause message for your loved one⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-14__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via memolition.com](http://memolition.com/2015/02/09/honest-valentines-day-cards-for-unconventional-romantics/) ## **20. Who doesn’t like Bacon and Eggs?** [⌊Valentine card with humorous message you are the bacon to my eggs on yellow background⌉⌊Valentine card with humorous message you are the bacon to my eggs on yellow background⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/57203891__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/you-are-the-bacon-to-my-eggs/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **21. One just needs a good reason…** [⌊Valentines day card with id share my legs for you message perfect for expressing love and humou⌉⌊Valentines day card with id share my legs for you message perfect for expressing love and humou⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-43__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **22.When he’s being nice and naughty.** [⌊Funny valentine card with cheeky message for loved ones⌉⌊Funny valentine card with cheeky message for loved ones⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-52__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via wanelo.co ## **23. When he thinks this is your best outfit.** [⌊Valentines day card with wish you were here message and cute drawing of underwear with a heart⌉⌊Valentines day card with wish you were here message and cute drawing of underwear with a heart⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Funny-Valentines-Day-Cards__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) via imgus.me ## **24. Latin love.** [⌊Valentines day card with you are the lorem to my ipsum message and heart shape design⌉⌊Valentines day card with you are the lorem to my ipsum message and heart shape design⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Inv_Lorem__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via theawesomedaily.com](https://theawesomedaily.com/25-nerdy-valentines-day-cards-for-adorable-couples/) ## **25. It’s your turn to bully him with this…** [⌊Valentines day card with i hate you message for a humorous twist Perfect for expressing mixed fe⌉⌊Valentines day card with i hate you message for a humorous twist Perfect for expressing mixed fe⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/41628626__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **26. The stinkiest yet sweetest metaphor** [⌊Valentine card with pink triangles and humorous message about love and diarrhea⌉⌊Valentine card with pink triangles and humorous message about love and diarrhea⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-64__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-couple-love-greeting-cards/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **27. There’s always an exemption… I’ll drink to that!** [⌊Modern valentine card with heartfelt message for your loved one⌉⌊Modern valentine card with heartfelt message for your loved one⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-19__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **28. Sometimes, you’re stuttering on Valentine’s Day…** [⌊Cute dog valentine card with hearts and funny message for loved ones⌉⌊Cute dog valentine card with hearts and funny message for loved ones⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Untitled8__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via tah-heetch.com](https://www.tah-heetch.com/valentines-doge) ## **29. Because it’s Valentines Day, forgive men for their butt fixation and excessive shortening of the words.** [⌊Funny valentine card for your sweetheart⌉⌊Funny valentine card for your sweetheart⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-10__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) [via boredpanda.com](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-valentines-day-card-ideas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) ## **30. And the ladies, for going totes bananas!** [⌊Banana themed valentine card with playful design⌉⌊Banana themed valentine card with playful design⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10863815_1526048111009422_3621025658048511845_o1__700.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) So, still thinking Valentine cards are the least you can give someone? Think again. These funny and cringe-worthy cards are made to spark your night even rev your love engine. Indeed, honesty is the best policy… > Enjoy your Valentine’s Day, Peeps! ## _**What’s the quirkiest Valentine card you have given someone?**_ ![author avatar](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/a0111a181215afd16b40b5d65de6550430c67718fc6e90bc2e29da282186517f? s=300&d=mm&r=pg) The Bowl [See Full Bio](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/pranav/) [ ](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/pranav/)