# 17 Halloween Costumes for Women That Are Seriously Funny - Link: https://stayathomemum.com.au/family/occasions/halloween/17-halloween-costumes-for-women-that-are-seriously-funny/ - Published: 2019-10-02T11:15:03+10:00 - Author: Clare Whitfield ###### This article has been republished with full permission of 󠀁[PureWow](https://www.purewow.com/family/funny-halloween-costumes-for-women)󠁿. ## _Who doesn’t love a laugh?_ This year, crack your friends and family up with these hilarious Halloween costumes. > From pop culture references to the punniest outfits, these dress-up ideas are > so funny, it’s, um, _not even funny_. (Except it is.) --- ## **French Kiss** Chic meets rock and roll. [⌊Halloween costume idea featuring face paint striped top and playful attitude⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/French-Kiss-funny-Halloween-costume.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Rachel and Monica from ‘Friends’** Best part? You can spend the whole party sitting on the couch. [⌊Two women in wedding dresses drinking soda on a couch⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com1_...jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Dumble-Dora the Explorer** The most magical adventurer that ever was. [⌊Woman in funny halloween costume with wig backpack and wand at home⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com2_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Grey Goose Vodka** Works best if you carry a martini with you all night. [⌊Funny halloween costume for women with feathered dress and mask⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com3_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **English Muffin** With a cup of tea, of course. [⌊Costume of a woman dressed as a british flag and a man in a robot suit⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com4_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Balloon Unicorn** Ambitious? Yes. But also a guaranteed costume contest win. [⌊Creative balloon costume for halloween featuring a cloud rainbow and unicorn elements⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com5_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Holy Cow and Holy Guacamole** So punny. [⌊Angel and cow halloween costumes for women⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com7_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Rock, Paper, Scissors** Note: Only works if you do it with your besties. [⌊Creative diy halloween costumes for women at home⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com8_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **A Fork in the Road** Oh hello, hilarious last-minute costume idea. [⌊Funny halloween costume with food themed paper plates and utensils⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com9_.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Wonder (Bread) Woman** We love feminist carbs. [⌊Woman dressed as a superhero with wonder woman inspired costume for halloween⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com10.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) ---   ## **Lorde of the Rings** Big floppy hat? Check. Giant rings? Check. All the laughs? Double check. [⌊Cute witch costume for women with a wide brim hat and curly hair Perfect for halloween parties and⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com11.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Social Butterfly** #Clever. [⌊Funny halloween fairy costume for women⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com12.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **MC Hammer** “Stop, it’s hammer time.” [⌊Stay at home mum⌉](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com17.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **A Formal Apology** “Sorry, my costume is better than yours.” [⌊Stay at home mum⌉](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com13.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Rey of Sunshine** Regular_ – Star Wars_ – costume? – _Yawn._ [⌊Woman in spider themed halloween costume with web decorations background⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com14.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **La Croix** Don’t forget to walk around all night telling people it’s pronounced “la-croy.” [⌊Women in fun halloween costumes holding drinks at a party⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com15.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) --- ## **Monkey Business** Bonus points if anyone guesses what you’re dressed up as. [⌊Woman in humorous halloween costume with glasses and tie taking a selfie in a mirror⌉ ](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/purewow.com16.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1) ---   ![author avatar](https://i0.wp.com/stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/ 12/clare_whitfield_profile.webp?quality=80&ssl=1) Clare Whitfield Chief Editor Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work. [See Full Bio](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/clare_whitfield/) [ ](https://stayathomemum.com.au/author/clare_whitfield/)