If Toddlers Had Facebook, This is What They’d Say

Toddler with messy hair, pretending to throw up in a humorous Facebook post.

What would you if your toddler threw shade on you on your Facebook timeline? Could you handle the #hilarious truth?

This is what the world would look like if�toddlers conspired and shared ideas about�your parenting in their own social network. And yes, they know their way around�hashtags and likes.

‘If Toddlers Had Facebook’ in Tumblr�perfectly captures what these ruthless, cute little creatures are thinking in their own world. �This may be a social parody account but it’s hilarious. They rant against all our parental hopes and fails. Their silence only means they are watching every thing you do. Beware!

The usual hairstyle bothers them…..

Toddler with side braid mimicking Facebook post about Elsa, playful kids' social media parody.

Target is where all the cool babies hang out….

Illustration of toddlers chatting on Facebook about daily activities.

When tantrums won’t work anymore…

Illustration of toddlers commenting on Facebook about leaving Target.

No ‘pin’ limits on Pinterest

Illustration of toddlers jokingly "posting" on Facebook about pancakes and bows.

Think they didn’t see you sipping wine?

Toddler with a humorous Facebook comment about wine before noon.

Because kids are parrots….�

Toddler with pumpkin, imagining what they'd say if they had Facebook, highlighting childhood innocen. When your parents are on date night….

Humorous toddler Facebook post about throwing up in hair, funny parenting moment.

Don’t tell me how to live….

enhanced-buzz-28651-1459368690-5 A child in a clean house? Yeah right!�

Toddler comments on Facebook about household chores and outdoor play.

Toddlers + Eating Out…..Uh Oh!

Cute toddler with a humorous Facebook post about toddler thoughts and behaviours.

The Teething ‘Emo’ Song

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It’s a hard-knock life for us!

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Toddlers are always full of surprises, don’t you think so?

If Toddlers Had Facebook, This is What They Have To Say

Source: Buzzfeed

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Clare Whitfield Chief Editor
Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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