7. Sex worker next door
“There is a girl working in the unit next door. It’s pretty obvious what she’s doing. What can i do? I’m in WA.”
6. Will my husband find out if I go on the pill without telling him?
“He won’t consider me using the pill (for religious reasons), but I can’t have another baby. It would be a disaster in our already busy life with 3 kids under 5. Really considering going on the pill for a while… how can I hide this from him? Anyone ever done that?”
5. I’m a little vanilla…
“So it’s my wedding anniversary in 2 months and I would like to dress up for my hubby. Over the 10 years we’ve been together I’ve never done anything like this as I lack a lot of confidence but after working on myself I’d love to surprise him. Question is, what’s sexier? Lingerie or a dress up? (sexy one obviously haha) any help with shops, outfits etc would be greatly appreciated. From a very vanilla wifey.”
4. Burnt my hooha
“I used hair removal cream on my hooha and it didnt remove all the hair so decided to do it again to get the remainer. Now I have a sore hooha and it burns to pee. What should I do?”
3. Husband doesn’t return oral sex. What should I do?
“I like giving my husband head, and I always swallow. I enjoy doing it (well, up to swallowing, anyway), and it turns me on. But… my husband never goes down on me any more. I used to be really shy about it, and I often used to stop him and ask for a f*ck instead, but that was years ago. In the last few years when he went down I kept going and loved it – but it wasn’t very often. Now, even when I push his head down he won’t do it. This has been going on for at least 10-12 months. What should I do? It’s not something I am comfortable asking for directly, especially as the couple of times I have asked he has made an excuse, like he has a meeting at work the next day and doesn’t want his beard to smell like sex. I enjoy giving him head much more than a hand job, but I am wondering if I should stop? What else could I do?”
2. Cries of ecstasy
“I’ve just started seeing a new guy. We were discussing how I sound during sex. He said I’m quite loud compared to others in the past. He went on to say he likes it as he knows then that I’m enjoying it. I’m definitely not a screamer but I’m not quiet either. When I’m close to orgasm I go quite quiet. Now I’m a little self-conscious.”
1. Anal sex
“Yes I consented to it.. but as he came (unprotected) he slipped out…. now I’m worried about possible infection as it went toward my vagina… AND! about pregnancy… can you get pregnant from having come close to the entrance of your vagina (right near it) or am I just being paranoid?”
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Very tasty, thankyou!