20+ Funniest Dad Texts That Won The Internet

Dads never fail to surprise us by showing their funny streak during moments that we least expect it!

Here are some of the funniest dad texts that won the internet today and forever:

Thanks dad. Good genes, eh?

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Bahaha. Awkward af. 

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OMG. Daaaaaaad! I’m screamiiiiiingg! 

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Dad just dropped the longest bomb, yo. *drops mic*

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Bahahaha. I peed my pants.

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Let’s go kill ’em all, kid.

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Ouch. Thanks for the honesty, dad. Lol!

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Dad knows how a party goes! 

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Feel that burn, son. bahahahaha! 

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This family is bomb. Bahahaha

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Or three dragons while you’re at it, dad. 

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I love the frankness, Dad. Sharp as Valyrian steel. Bahahaha. *stabs self*

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Bahahahaha! Oh hells yaaaas, dad. Way to go! 

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The fandom (and the force) is too strong, Dad. –

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OMGGGGGG. 

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Right on!

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I’d still love you if you were gay, Dad. 

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Hahahaha. What have you been doing with your phone, Dad? 

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Hihihi. Sorry child. 

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Thanks dad. I love my fish fillets lightly fried. 

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THANKS DAD. I can’t thank you enough. Bahahaha. 

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I guess so too, Dad. 

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Do you also have these funny moments with your Dad? Share it with us! 

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Clare Whitfield Chief Editor
Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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