22 Weird Nail Trends That Shouldn’t Exist

Close up of poorly done white nail polish on uneven nails

There are a million weird nail trends nowadays and frankly speaking, I think some of them should not exist. Never. Ever.

I am particular to clean fingernails but some part of me loves nail polishes too. If used accordingly, I think that having some nail polish (especially when suited to your current mood) is a good pick-me-up.

I love the thought of getting manicures and pedicures at the spa and coming out moments later feeling like a rockstar. But how much is too much?

Here are 22 of the most weird nail trends should GO AWAY:

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1. Bubble Nails

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Eww. Seriously, this trend needs to stop STAT! Does somebody really need nails that look like a bunch of bum sore? Nope. NOPE.

2. Scorpion Nails

Unusual nail art featuring quirky creative designs on natural nails
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Why would anybody want to have a f*ckin’ scorpion on their nails? Even Morticia Adams does not approve!

3. Succulent Nail Art

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So you’re pushing for a botany exhibit on your nails? I’m not a fan of it. Sorry not sorry!

4. Pierced Nails

Unique nail design featuring metallic rings on glittery nails

So how do you wash your lady bits with these nails? I can’t even start to thinik about it.

5. Dollar Nails

Dollar bill nail art with gold accents and intricate designs

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Weird nail trends? If these nails can’t buy me anything then I’d say PASS.

6. Spike Nails

Unique nail design featuring purple and black gradient with metallic spikes

Lady Gaga would’ve wanted this. Not me. It’s just too much and I can only imagine the amount of gunk I could collect after cleaning my house with nails like these.

7. 3D Lego Nails

Lego inspired nail art with colorful 3d studs in yellow blue white red and green

I have this fear of waking up one morning with millions of Lego pieces sticking up my nails. My kids would love these, but not me.

8. Caviar Nail Art

Colorful beaded nail design with textured 3d bead embellishments

Totes absurd!

9. Super Long Acrylic Nails

Unique red curved nails with ruler for nail trend comparison
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NOPE. NOPE. NOPE

10. Teeth Nails

Close up of poorly done white nail polish on uneven nails

Lol. How can you even wash hands with these? ‘Prolly the most absurd nail trend in this bunch.

11. Clear Acrylic Nails

Elegant long acrylic nails with colorful gemstone rings

Why did you even bother?

12. Pompom Nail Art

Unique nail design with colorful plush pom poms and pink nail polish

Just tacky and un-classy!

13. Vampire Fang Nails

Unique pink and black ombre nail design for bold fashion statements

Yep, it will pierce the innermost corner of your soul. Lol whut. No, just no.

14. Weird Nail Shapes

Polka dot and white nail art on well manicured fingers

Sorry, my obsessive-compulsive self is dead. *I cringe*

15. Chrome Nails

Metallic pink nail design with reflective finish on well manicured nails

This trend is go big or go home and no in between. It can work. The only thing that looks decent in here.

16. Unicorn Horn Nails

Unique holographic and pastel nail designs showcasing unconventional trends

Stop it, your nails could be mistaken for those unicorn makeup brushes.

17. Duck Feet Nails

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Eww. Please wear gloves!

18. Stilleto Nails

Beautiful blue glitter nail design with nude and silver accents Perfect for bold trendy nail style

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How do you even have sex with those nails? Bahaha.

19. Fidget Spinner Nails

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I. CAN’T. EVEN.

20. Fried Egg Manicure

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I like eggs…well..anywhere but not on the nails.

21. Nipple Nail Art

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EWW. EWWWW. EEEWWWW. My trypophobic self is going berserk.

22. 3D Nail Art

Rhinestone and pearl embellished nail design for a bold look

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO COMMENT!

Nail trends have been around for centuries, but today’s market has gone even further. Some of the recent trends are downright strange, abandoning all norms of fashion. From having small objects embedded in the nails to going full-on abstract with wacky shapes and colors, there have been some 22 weird nail trends that are difficult to comprehend – in fact, they may even seem like they should not exist!

Do you have any plans of copping these out-of-this-world nail trends?

Please think twice. Lol!

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Clare Whitfield is the Editor of Stay at Home Mum and a recognised voice in practical home management for Australian families. Based in the northern suburbs of Sydney, she balances editorial leadership with life as a stay at home mum to two school age children. Her background in home economics and more than a decade of experience in recipe development, family budgeting, and household systems inform her work.

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