Candles, hangers, and a zucchini… Three words I never thought I’d utter in a single breath.
Well, I shall stand corrected!
A popular question in Ask SAHM (originally asked three years ago but is still getting answers today!) goes likes this:
Weirdest thing you have used to masturbate? I have used a really big candle, bed post, and gear stick.
Apparently, there’s no shortage of creativity among our lovely readers when it comes to *ehem* personal pleasure, and we got a kick out of reading all those amusing answers! Oh there are “regular” answers there alright, like dildos, vibrators, and a Sybian — but there are even more answers that are simply out of this world! I think this answer encapsulates the whole thread best:
I’m sure you’re dying of curiosity now, so I’ll get started. Here are the weirdest things our readers have used to masturbate!
1. Silky padded coat hangers from dear aunt
2. The hand-held shower head on a “special” setting
3. A frozen hotdog
4. A beer bottle opener that says “Greatest Dad”
5. A Coke can
6. Mother-in-law’s water bottle
7. A knitting needle
8. A string of pearls
9. A bottle of moisturiser
10. A six-pack nuggets
11. A litre bottle of apple juice
12. A ham hock
13. The motherf*cking door knob
14. The gear stick
15. A Christmas bauble
16. An electric toothbrush
17. Boyfriend’s old t-shirt
18. A cucumber
19. A bookmark
20. A pine cone
21. A toy light saber
22. A longneck bottle
23. A curling wand (disclaimer: it’s unplugged)
24. The leg of a chair
25. One of those Kong dog toys
26. The leg of a Ken doll
27. Running bath water
28. Raspberry-flavoured Zooper Dooper
29. A frozen banana
30. A stick of cabana
31. The rolling pin
32. The handle of a hammer
33. A cheese stick
34. A microphone
35. One of those long twirly lollipops
36. A rolled up newspaper
37. Soap on a rope
38. A pair of tongs
39. Boost chocolate bar
40. The bed post
What about you? What do you use?
Hi, thanks for bringing that up! It’s 160°C. Give us a min to rectify this oversight so it won’t confuse…