Think you’ve seen every kitchen gadget for every purpose imaginable? Think again!
Clever people have invented tools to help you deal with just about every single cooking task that exists. Here are 10 amazing kitchen inventions you probably didn’t know about! This is the reason I have to keep my internet shopping habits a secret from my husband.
1. Meatball Shovel
via http://www.gamiss.com Do you love eating meatballs, but hate the feeling of the meat on your hands when you make the little round balls? The Japanese-style meatball shovel is the solution to all the heebie jeebies you get rolling balls of dead animal up for your family’s meals.
2. Easy Coconut Opener
Forget madly Googling for instructions to open that coconut your kid convinced you to buy at the supermarket, before taking to it with a hammer then giving up. If you have one of these devices on hand, you will never struggle to open a coconut again!
3. Stainless Steel Watermelon Cutter
Simulate childbirth at home by shoving a watermelon through one of these things.
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4. Face Mats Drink Coasters
Described as “drinking mats you can wear on your face”. What else is there to say??
5. Citrus Juice Extractor/Sprayer
Turn a lemon, lime or orange into a spray for whatever purposes you need to spray citrus juice around.
6. Carrot Sharpener And Peeler
via http://www.mnkbusiness.com Who hasn’t wanted to sharpen their carrots? Sprinkle the carrot shavings on a salad or whatever, it’s your business.
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7. Bottle Opener Ring
You’ll never be stuck trying to open a bottle of booze again with this ring that hides a bottle opener on the back.
8. Protective Cooking Mask
via http://www.efindbest.com You don’t need to be Heisenberg whipping up a batch of Crystal Blue to wear hard-core safety protection in the kitchen. Handy for when bits of garlic leap out of the pan and try to take your eyes out.
9. Soft drink dispenser
Forget the cumbersome task of opening up your soft drink bottle, pouring it, and putting the lid back on. Who has that sort of time to waste? That is for chumps! You can be dispensing it on tap with this device instead.
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10. Vampire Wine Glass
via www.yellowoctopus.com.au This whimsical looking glass features a curved stem that is hollowed out to make a drinking straw, so you can sip your drink just like a vampire sucks blood, while the highly transparent wall transforms your beverage into a glistening liquid light. Because why the hell not??!
11. Apple Peeling Machine
What if I told you there’s an apple peeling machine that peels apples for you in your very own home? You’d accuse me of sorcery and witchcraft, that’s what. But it is totally a thing, and you will never have to pick up the veggie peeler again to get rid of the skin from your apples once you have this in your house.
12. “I Could Eat A Horse” Pasta Measurer
via http://www.everten.com.au If you’re never sure just how much pasta you should be cooking up, measure it out with this. There are four different levels: kids, adult woman, adult man, and a group of four (or for one person, who’s hungry enough to eat a horse!)
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13. Speed and Cocaine Salt and Pepper Shakers
For salt and pepper. Speed and cocaine sold separately.
14. Ice Ice Baby Ice Cube Tray
Stop! Collaborate and listen! Ice is back with this brand new invention! You’ll want these in all your drinks while reliving the awful pop music of the early 1990s in your head.
15. Star Wars Darth Vader Light Saber BBQ Tongs
We can all admit that the first thing we’d do with a working lightsaber is make toast with it. The second thing on the list would definitely be destroy the empire and bring balance to the Force, but thirdly, we’d have a mean barbie. 
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